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Modern day Tristan

(c) me

Putting holes in happiness.
We'll paint the future black
If it needs any color.
My death sentence is a story
Who'll be digging when you finally let me die?
The romance of our assassination
If you're Bonnie, I'll be your Clyde.
But the grass is greener here and
I can see all of your snakes.
You wear your ruins well
Please run away with me to hell.

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:iconseelentor:
Mhhhh I've been waiting for this ALL DAY (honest, I couldn't concentrate on my homework & studies properly) just to see how dear Tristanlein looks in modern day clothes.

And GOD IT IS A BLISSSSSSFUL EVENT. He looks smart and cunning as always and I just can't get over the fact that behind this wonderful appearance lies an even more wonderful individual...

Bah what am I saying he looks like a FUCKING MODEL (cole mohr watch out you've just been bested by a NAZI BWAHAHAHA)

Gah, even Flo agrees. When he saw it he--...oh come on you know that story? I don't have to repeat it again D|

The blue fits him. And it reminds me of Flo's eyes....*~COINCIDENCE~*? I THINK NOT, SIR.

Perfect as always. :heart:
:icongreatwhitey:
GOD HOW FAST ARE YOU? CAN I TAKE A FUCKING SHOWER NOW? LOOOL

BSSSHHH I am so responsible for your lack of studies its not funny anymore D': AHHNNN~

oh PLEASE. he's a faceache. A FACE ACHHHEE NNHHGGHHH but he's flattered you think this, very. flattered. look at his self esteem rise :'D

ROFL

no please continue the story, or send it to me by notes in graphic detail : D

I day dreamed of him in this hoodie, but not him specifically. )8< Florenz was watching T.V, Tristan decides to distract him by sitting on his lap facing him, and yada yada hnnhnnhnn omgyesitfeelstogood ahnn ahhnn TIGHTIGHT wagawaga and so forth : D


ROFL

I KNEWWWW YOU WERE GONNA SAY IT.

IKNEWIT. FUCK. :heart:

bawww thanks baby ;w;

--
"It's okay, really...There's nothing to worry about...I'm sure its just a urinary infection!"
"..."

"...sorry that's what I usually say when someone cries around here..."

- me <3

"Ah, if only your butt could talk, what stories it would share.~"
:icondantea-demon:
his haircut is nice and his clothes - smexy hansome guy! tristan is a nice guy - well i like how he looks like also in the modern days :3


awww nice drawing - like always - loves it :+fav:

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:iconseelentor:
YES ROFL FUCK OFF IT'S YOUR FAULT FOR WRITING SUCH ASSCRACKLENGTHY MESSAGES D8< I'VE DEVELOPED A NEW SPEED IN TYPING THANKS TO YOU ROFL.

dsfkjfjdsfjsd yes you are. I'm supposed to revise right now. ARE YOU HAPPPY??? :3 It's worth it imho.

FACEACHENOWAY. I...I love him okay ;-; I could look at his face all day and never get bored because he has so much hidden treasures in it...-siiiiiiiiiiiiigh-

Lol no. But I can summarize it: It contains coconut trees, vacuum cleaners and...febreeze.

HJJDFDJFHSFSFVF THANK YOU. /THANK/ YOU. NOW I WAN TTO DRAW THAT SCENE GO AND SHOWER AND FUCK OFF BECAUSE YOU PESH ME OFF WITH YOUR CONSTANT INFLUENCING OF MY ALREADY DISEASED MIND.

-BREATHE-

You forgot the most important part though...THINK HARD.


Yes. I love you. >8| :heart:
:icongreatwhitey:
LOOOOL SHIIIT MAN. I wish I was as fast as you so amybe we'd be sending messages through time and space and finally give Deviantart an epic spazz and kill it 8D :heart:

LOL okay man, let me tell you something, our messages have been making me laugh so hard lately, I wet myself.

CONTIUOUSLY.

LOL

no.

NO GO AND STUDY SO THAT YOU CAN MAKE MONEY AND FEED YOUR CHILDREN.

LOOK AT THEM.

-starving-

LOOOK.


..hidden treasures...

-stares-

Tristan: -glares back-

... -pushes his nose up-..boogers. OH YEAH HIDDEN TREASURES ALRIGHT. -shoves finger up his nose-

Tristan:AFHAOFFUCKOFF.

lololololol


LOL

what's with you and Vaccuum cleaners, is that your, sexual fantasy or something, ideeek.


LOL

DO IT.

/DO IT/

and make them glisten in the throws of passion :'D :heart:

important part...

imp---

OH.

Izzy gets Flo Breakfast the next day.

do I win? 8)


yes, I love you too fff >8( :heart:

--
"It's okay, really...There's nothing to worry about...I'm sure its just a urinary infection!"
"..."

"...sorry that's what I usually say when someone cries around here..."

- me <3

"Ah, if only your butt could talk, what stories it would share.~"
:iconseelentor:
...thanks with your time and space shit I had to say this out loud:
"COME WITH US NOW TO A JOURNEY THROUGH TIME AND SPAAAACE...TO THE WOOORLD OF THE MIGHTY BOOOSH"
fuck I need to watch my dvds. 8(

Are you not ashamed? Wetting yourself? JESUS KROYST.
roflroflrofl but I still love you. Even if you're covered in pee :'0

WHAT CHILDREN. IHAVE NO CHILDREN. I HATE CHILDREN LIKE ADOLF DOES.

djfjdhsfhdsh shut up I mean his faint wrinkles, his beautiful stone-coloured eyes and the little discolorations in his skin that make him so beautiful :heart:

What is YOUR PROBLEM with vacuum cleaners. They're fucking more useful than a HANDLEBAR. AHUH.

sdhfdshfsdjsh no. Izzy gets no Flo brkfast cuz Nadu didn't deliver more Trist. Are you happy now...8'(

NO YOU DONT WIN SO PESH OFFFFFF

:heart: >8C
:icongreatwhitey:
LOOOOL

"TO THE MIGHT BOOOOOOSSSHHHH"

ah that OP is fuck win.

go watch, now.

..NOT THAT SORT OF WETTING D////8< WHO AM I, ADOLFO? WAT. Christ.

oh but you doooo D8 -pets pregnant belly- DO YOU NOT REMEMBER LAST NIGHT? YOU. GOT. ME. PREGNANT.

...d'awwww only you can notice that, roflroflroflroflrrfforlflfflffffffff he's really red now, he went else where to wash his face with cold water. ROFL are you happy. are you.


I TELL YOU WHAT'S MY PROBLEM.

MY HOMEBOY ANTI GOT HIS COCK STUCK IN ONE BECAUSE HE WAS CURIOUS AND SO I HAD TO HELP HIM BE UNSUCKED BY A VACUUM AND HELP HIM IN HIS ROAD TO FREEDOM.

THAT, SIR, SCARRED ME FOR LIFE.


but..but what am I to deliver? WHAT AM I TO DELIVER? -spread's Trist's legs-

Trist:HEYHEYEHWWWOAHWOWHATWWHATSTOP -slaps-

me: 8'(


...;-; but..buuut.


:heart: U8<

--
"It's okay, really...There's nothing to worry about...I'm sure its just a urinary infection!"
"..."

"...sorry that's what I usually say when someone cries around here..."

- me <3

"Ah, if only your butt could talk, what stories it would share.~"
:icongreatwhitey:
thank you so much my love! ;w; :heart: tristan feels very honored you think so, he's even blushing as I talk to you ;D


thank you very much! ;W; :heart: :love:

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"It's okay, really...There's nothing to worry about...I'm sure its just a urinary infection!"
"..."

"...sorry that's what I usually say when someone cries around here..."

- me <3

"Ah, if only your butt could talk, what stories it would share.~"
:icondantea-demon:
you are so welcome my dear wife! he is so nice! :3

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